Passed through 2 locks today. On the second the lockman leans over the rail and looks down at us. “We had a guy in a rowboat pass through 3 weeks ago. The police called us to ask if we saw him. They caught up with him about a mile south but he jumped in the river and swam away. They then used a drone to find and catch him.” He tells us giving us a suspicious look. I haven’t shaved in a week or had a shower or changed clothes in 4 days. “You aren’t on the run are you?” He says with a smile. “I don’t think so.” I said. “There weren’t any witnesses!”